April 2009
42 posts
miss u bea :(
i feel bad when people tell really whatever anecdotes whenever they can like they are epic but are actually only mildly amusing and they don’t shut the fuck up about it
king charles spaniels
i petted one at work today that was so cute i almost ate it
Dog FAQ
madisonmcnugget:
1. Who’s a good boy?
2. Who’s got a fluffy tail?
3. What’s in your tail?
4. What do you have?
5. What’s in your mouth?
6. Where did you get that?
7. Where is the rest of that?
8. Where’s your mom?
im at a gay bar
me: me, that drag queen, and dominic are the only minorities here
brandon: i'm a minority
me: you're... not a minority?
brandon: i'm pretty.
do not want
ashwini: hilery ashwini: i have a question about social norms ashwini: can u help me hillary: shore ashwini: is it bad form to not poop out all ur poop before sex in case the dude wants to try something with ur butt hillary: ya its ok hillary: to not let it all out hillary: guys shouldnt be doin that unexpectedly ashwini: i mean i guess if u are gay it is different ashwini: there is a gay guy here...
kathrynojones:
Woman: “Is this a bank we’re walking into?” Me: “No, ma’am. Welcome to apple 5th avenue.”
does anyone else think that us/somali pirate shit is straight up ganxta
tbh i laughed when the ship was hijacked, who the hell did those losers think they were
US DON’T MESS
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i have awesome nights with awesome friends
UM EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKN SKANK WHO STOLE MY GIRL KRYSTLE’S PURSE AND USED HER CREDIT CARDS TO BUY FUCKIN METROCARDS TO SELL FOR FUXIN DRUG MONEY (OBVIOUSLY) ITS OVER BITCH I HOPE THE EASTER BUNNY BOUGHT YOU A CAN OF WHUPASS AND AIDS FUCK YOU
I’M STILL PIST
FUCK
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/10/peta.pe... →
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
this is cute but also making me really...
cuteandcuter is my newest obsession, there is seriously nothing hotter than a grown ass dude who cuddles puppies and kittens and babies. swoon! my ovaries are tingling.
anyway i bought these today
19.99 at j.crew! this is the first thing i’ve been able to stomach paying “full price” for since getting laid off there a month ago. yes they used to cost like 60-something so...
i can't stop laughing at...
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Wuz hannan dis ya folk Soulja Boy I just wanna let all my fans know that rumor about me having a baby on the way is not true..And Oh yeah this is my only Myspace page all the others is fake. And FUCK D.O.B. for lying and saying im joccin them I never heard of them in my life if I leave a comment on ya page and say yo music tight u should take that shit as i compliment DUMBASS! And when I come to...
